The Introspective Cat


Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of cats?
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of cats?

Some days are best spent in introspection. As a cat, I ponder a wide variety of very important, weighty matters, such as:

“Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?”

“When will I be fed next?”

“What will be the best method to annoy the dog today?”

“When will I be fed next?”

“How can I get mommy and daddy to pay more attention to me?”

“When will I be fed next?”

“Why don’t I have a navel to gaze into?”

“When will I be fed next?”

These are the questions I ponder as I assume my lofty manner. It helps to add a hint of innocence to my demeanor as well. It wouldn’t do to make the humans suspicious.

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11 thoughts on “The Introspective Cat

  1. Yep…that’s pretty much what we’re thinking most of the time. Maybe the occasional thought of catnip.Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

  2. Purrhaps you be Secretary of Introspection in Purrime Ministerette cabinet? We no has one yet.

    You can send applicatshiun to PM office. Must be in threefold, all pawtographed and accompanied wiz pixies. We shall then ovulate applicatshiun in the next weeks to comings. It be taking a little longer than usual since we is planning state visit to Popie Francis.

  3. I think there’s a theme in here. Either that or someone used the copy and paste indiscriminately.

    And yes, why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Nancy

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