Rule no. 1: When I am taking a nap, you are not allowed to disturb me. The only disturbance I will accept is the placement of food upon my plate.
P.S. Speaking of food: Do not buy any more Fancy Feast Tuna Primavera with Garden Veggies and Greens in a Classic Sauce. It’s very clear that I don’t like it.
Title quote from Robert Byrne (author).