Pretty please?

Mum, please?

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Pretty please?

Please-2

Please please please please please….

Please-3

Nom nom nom nom nom!

Quotes of the Day

My idea of a good night has always been having a lovely meal and a proper conversation. (Kirsty Gallacher)

You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together. (Anthony Bourdain)

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal. (Ina Garten)

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To err is human; to purr is feline

Just what do you think you're doing?
Just what do you think you’re doing?

Rule no. 1: When I am taking a nap, you are not allowed to disturb me. The only disturbance I will accept is the placement of food upon my plate.

P.S. Speaking of food: Do not buy any more Fancy Feast┬áTuna Primavera with Garden Veggies and Greens in a Classic Sauce. It’s very clear that I don’t like it.

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Title quote from Robert Byrne (author).

The Introspective Cat

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of cats?
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of cats?

Some days are best spent in introspection. As a cat, I ponder a wide variety of very important, weighty matters, such as:

“Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?”

“When will I be fed next?”

“What will be the best method to annoy the dog today?”

“When will I be fed next?”

“How can I get mommy and daddy to pay more attention to me?”

“When will I be fed next?”

“Why don’t I have a navel to gaze into?”

“When will I be fed next?”

These are the questions I ponder as I assume my lofty manner. It helps to add a hint of innocence to my demeanor as well. It wouldn’t do to make the humans suspicious.

Dinner time is all day at HMC’s house

Food. Now.
Food. Now!

Ten minutes later….

Food. Now.
Food. Now!

Quote of the Day

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God. (Christopher Hitchens)